Insensitive to Islam

Bombs away. Islam no longer forbids cremation?

In this entry I am going to be “insensitive to Islam.” If you are sensitive to Islam, perhaps you’d better leave. I’d hate for you to get the urge to stab me multiple times like a deranged and overly sensitive Muslim did to Van Gogh for daring to be….insensitive.

http://edition.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/europe/11/09/vangogh.cremation/

We can’t turn on the news or open a paper in recent years without reading or hearing an account of an angry Muslim blowing his (and now her) self up, usually in an attempt to murder as many people as possible. Apparently they are offered virgins in heaven (do the female bombers get male virgins or lesbian virgins, or, are they left out in the virgin cold, OR is there as yet another unspecified reward for cremating herself?)

Oh, no, that can’t be right. It is impossible that the suicide bombers and bomber wanna bees are Muslims, because if they were Muslims they would know that cremating themselves, even under the guise of the word “holy war,” is VERBOTEN, FORBIDDEN, TABOO, and a BIG NO NO, in Islam. Yes, that’s right all ye bombers within earshot, cremation in any form is forbidden in the Quoran. This poses a problem for all bombers who thought they were going on the fast bomb to heaven.

I was prompted to look into this because of all the Afghani screeching when U.S. soldiers burned the remains of some Taliban fellows. (Had I been there I would have first sliced off their penis’s and stuffed them in their mouths, (for the eternal  “do it yourself there are no virgins” blow job) but then, I’m just an angry woman who does not like to see the current headlines in which Islamic maniacs threaten to shoot women in Bangladesh on sight (Muslim or not) who are not wearing veils. Personally, I’d emasculate them all; let them find out first hand how female circumcision feels. (Rant over.)

I got to thinking about this Afghani body burning incident. American soldiers usually bury bodies, but according to this excerpt, the soldiers deviated from custom for hygienic reasons. “Under these circumstances, Vician said, the Americans chose the option of cremating the body for hygienic reasons. Here, he said, is where the soldiers made a miscalculation. "They are taught, essentially, that enemy combatants may be buried or cremated. But while cremation is allowable for hygiene reasons under the Geneva Convention, it's not an acceptable practice according to the Afghan traditions and culture, and that's what's come up as a part of this investigation," he told RFE/RL.”

What exactly is wrong with that? In fact, Islam does forbid cremation EXCEPT:

If it is feared that the disease might spread if the person is buried, then for the sake of general welfare of people (al-maslaha al-'ammah) the cremation would be allowed.

http://www.pakistanlink.com/religion/98/re-03-13.html

Please note that this exception did not include these words; “except if you want to blow yourself up in a fiery bomb to kill hundreds of people.”

That’s right all ye suicide bombers, you are going to hell on the short bus for committing the sin of CREMATION. Your Imans have this to say about cremation, “The wisdom is that Allah has forbidden us to use fire on His creation. As for the rest of his orders and prohibitions He doesn't need to explain Himself. The body continues to feel after the soul has left it. The Shari`a recommends for us to wash it gently, not roughly, and to use lukewarm water, neither cold nor hot. Are they sure they will not feel the flames? As for what happens after a non-cremation burial, then that is the way of the Prophets.”

I don’t think much of Shari`a law, but then I don’t think much of ANY religious laws. I take special offense at religious laws that disenfranchise women. It is barbaric to believe that is OK murder a woman who has been raped and to shoot women on sight for not wearing a sheet on their heads. All religions have their problems but as long as they don’t inflict those problems on me, they are welcome to them. I promise you Islam will not go over well in the U.S. if you start threatening to shoot women on sight for not wearing a sheet on their heads.  Try it. Why the clothing industry alone will finance a fashion intifada the likes of which Islam has only dreamed of. You think your suicide bombers are bad assed? You have not run amok of the Manolo Blahnik loving, Uzi toting Femachicks who refuse to wear veils.

In short; suicide bombers are going to hell because they in effect cremate themselves and cremation is against Islamic law. I can, however, think of a million other reasons for them to be sent to hell, this happens to be the only Islamic reason I can find, since the so called religion of peace seems to be blowing the hell out of everyone they hate.

If Muslims around the world were truly offended by this crap, the billions of them out there would put a stop to it. There is a reason that whacko Bin Ladin is still running around free, and the AL Bomb yo mama Zakari has not been captured. Muslim complicity. If Muslims were truly outraged by these people, they’d turn them in. But the most we’ve seen so far is Jordanians acting upset and putting on a good show. I for one don’t believe them. WHY don’t I believe them?

One little old lady who was in the hotel that the husband and almost dead wife blew up during the Jordanian wedding was quoted as saying, “WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS TO US…..” she said more but it pisses me off to repeat it. In short, this Arab Muslim woman wants to know why her Islamic brothers are blowing up innocent Arabs instead of sticking to blowing up the rest of us. I wanted to smack her off her stool.

INCOMING MESSAGE FROM FARUK AZZIZ MUHAMAD ALLBOMBA who died blowing himself up on an Iranian passenger bus: “DON’T DO IT MOHAMED, there are no virgins, and now I can’t feel my feet.”

Peace out…unless you are a Muslim of course, otherwise,  keep on blowing yourselves up.

ON THE BURKA AND OTHER PRESSING MATTERS:

If you want to wear a Burka, go to Saudi Arabia whose laws are religiously based. The U.S.A. has a separation of church and state and in many states it is ILLEGAL to go about wearing what constitutes a mask. Also, Muslim men state that women must wear the Burka to keep men from lusting after them. All that says to me is that Muslim men are animals who cannot control their lust unless a woman is totally covered. PATOOEY.

Religious Police Prevent Girls From Escaping Burning School
What kind of people would keep children from escaping a burning building? Saudi Arabia's religious police, that's who. 15 schoolgirls died an a school fire in Mecca in part because the mutaween would not let them leave without the proper clothing, even going so far as to battle firemen who were rushing to the scene. One witness saw three mutaween "beating young girls to prevent them from leaving the school because they were not wearing the abaya." The father of one of the dead girls charged that the school watchman even refused to open the gate to let the girls out.

6,000 Girls Reportedly Circumcised Every Day
About 6,000 girls a day undergo female genital mutilation (FGM), often willingly, and up to 115 million African women have already had it, US-based development agency World Vision said on Thursday. And bizarre beliefs abound about FGM, such as, if a woman is not circumcised, her husband will die; she will give birth to an abnormal baby, or her genitals may grow to an enormous size. These tales have helped perpetuate the practice in more than 30 countries, Fatuma Hashi, the report's author, said. "The worst perpetrators of FGM are women themselves," Hashi said, adding that girls fear being ostracized and older women cling to tradition, unaware of the health risks.

Six Blind Women and the Elephant
Parvin Darabi has an ax to grind. The Iranian-American activist and author of "Rage Against the Veil" watched her 54-year-old sister self-immolate in a Tehran square to protest the treatment of women in Islamist Iran. She says Islam is partly to blame. "We watch Iran beat women, and we watch Saudi Arabia put women in jail for driving cars, and we won't come out and criticize Islam," she says. "I say it's time to criticize Islam. And it’s time to say that had we done something about women in Afghanistan sooner, we would not have had the disaster that we did." While her interpretation of the Koran may be inaccurate or out of context, the issues brought up regarding women deserve attention. Either they are sanctioned by Islam or they are abuses of Islam.

Muslims in Norway demonstrate against forced marraiges
Over 1000 representatives from the 18 Muslim congregations from the Norwegian Islamic Council and Islamic Mission took part and expressed opposition against, among other things, forced marriages and "honor killings."

Police confiscate Muslim marriage guide telling women to stay home
Police in Turkey have seized copies of a Muslim guide which has been handed out to newlyweds. The 125-page guide says a woman must cook and clean and ask her husband's permission to go out. A man only needs to say: "I divorce you" to end a marriage.

Comments

[Son of Uncle Sam]

Ya know, I think we as free people need to start a jihad of our own.

Lets face it, any religion that would allow as much nonsense as this needs to be destroyed.

Look at the stuffing the catholic church is getting for years of sodomy on little boys.
why isn't islam getting as much for subjugating women and children.

even sadder to hear little girls died due to not having their proper clothing on.
now that story just tells you to what level idiocy is in the muslim faith.

thats worst than our rednecks in the kkk.
even the kkk had limits when it came to kids though they would leave them emotional scarred but hey all that crap is in the past.

Welp I personally don't like strict religious muslims, they're far more likely to have murderous intent if you piss them off instead of having any rationality.

come on muslims, time to grow up and put the c4 down.
there are better methods to handling problems and killing innocent people on a bus isn't it!.

oh and go fuck yourself
(god I really love saying that)